Hearin' Howlin' Mad

Anonymous asked: Do you know where I can find Mr.H.M. Murdock?

Looks like you found him just fine, my grey-faced muchacho.
Top of the mornin’ to ya.

Anonymous asked: Did you know your resident Conman was nearly killed today?

Who’s ladyfriend did he go for now, muchacho?

Ain’t it nice to see the big guy can get a big ol’ smile on his face at least one day of the year?

(Source: askba)

Anonymous asked: Have you been taking your meds lately, Murdock?

…Who’s askin’?

Anonymous asked: Well, maybe I could trick another chipmunk to play with him. Really? Why? You don't seem too crazy.

Where are you gonna find another chipmunk in the ventilation system of a VA hospital? Squirrels, yes. Chipmunks, not so many! And squirrels are clever they won’t fall for your schemes of eternal hide-and-seek-entrapment.
I don’t really think a person that thought playing hide and seek with a chipmunk when clearly they would be stuck in this activity for all eternity and then some is really in the right position to make those kinds of judgments, ya know, muchacho?

Anonymous asked: Oh no :O Well, I'm sure I can find someone to keep the little fella occupied. Well, while I wait for him to catch up with me, how're ya doin? You seem to have quite a set up in here.

Good luck finding some poor sap willing to play hide and seek forever. It ain’t gonna be me, I’m telling ya that. I’m hunky dory. How’re you? Yeah.. well I have been here a while.

Anonymous asked: That would explain why I haven't won any games yet. I just thought this particular one was especially good at it. Got any ideas on where I can hide from him? I think it's more like tag now with me having to just keep ahead of him.

Ain’t nowhere you can run, man. Those critters don’t give up. You must make a deal with it. Somebody else must take your place in this game of hide and seek and play with Alvin for all eternity. But where are you gonna find someone dumb enough to do that?

Anonymous asked: I snuck in through the vents. I was playing hide and seek with this chipmunk, and I thought he might not get me in here.

Alright then. There is a minor fault of logic in there which you must have by now realized. Chipmunks are the best hide and seekers of the entire animal kingdom and they’ll stop at nothin’ until they win. Better watch out, muchacho. Alvin’s gonna find ya.

Anonymous asked: Can I have a hug, Murdock? You look like you'd give amazing hugs~ c:

Sure, muchacho!

…Who let you in here, anyhow?

Anonymous asked: What would you do if Hannibal got kidnapped?

Kidnap him right back.